Dude. Me too!
Really? It’s my favorite show — kind of. Maybe behind Dumbest Stuff On Wheels. I mean, once I watched it and some guy got hit by a ice cream truck, and I’ve been hooked ever since.

You and me both. Except I’ve been watching Jersey Shore.
That’s still on air? I haven’t seen it in forever.

I think I have a problem. For the last twelve hours, I seriously haven’t done anything other than sit around, watching reruns of Ridiculousness.

I got here a few hours ago, actually. I pretty much just went to the beach but it still seems fun.
Oh and I’m Hannah.
Oh, cool. Was that fun for you, at least?

Hannah. Right. I’ll try to remember.
Wha- Why? That’s a choice isn’t it? Why don’t you chose to sleep on you stomach?
Well, because when you’re pregnant, it’s not very comfortable. Kind of feels like you’re sleeping on a ball or something, and because I can’t sleep on my back either, my doctor continues to recommend that I sleep on my left side which - quite frankly - is a big pain in the ass too.

Oh, that sucks. I sleep on my stomach a lot so that seems very inconvenient. Nah, we kinda just talked awkwardly once and haven’t made much contact since.
Believe me, it is. It takes me like two hours to fall asleep. I think it goes without saying that I should appreciate being able to sleep on my stomach when I can, because now that I can’t, I realize how great it was. Really? Isn’t that awkward since you’re roommates? Or did one of you ditch?
This place actually seems really fun.
I bet it is, I haven’t done much exploring since my arrival though. Laziness at it’s best, I suppose. Did you just get here?

Hate what exactly?
Not being able to sleep on my stomach anymore.

Que pasa? Been fighting with the ex?
No, no. I haven’t even seen him. I was talking about not being able to sleep on my stomach. Have you been fighting with yours?
I’m actually beginning to hate this.
